why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
“I contacted Tyler Jacobs on twitter in reguards to season 2 not on itunes,yet and he said it was up to the hubnetwork so if we,want the season 2 to stream bug the hub twitter, facebook, what ever you have to bug people bug like the wind!!!!”—(via spiceyninja13)
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor
i can’t stress enough how language is defined by its use
you’re not really misusing a word if you’re using it in its most popular definition because there’s no way i could tell anyone that something is “terrific” and have EVERYONE KNOW THAT I MEAN IT INSPIRES TERROR GOD YOU’RE ALL…
IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET ME SOMETHING GET ME A MIX CD OF SONGS THAT YOU LOVE CAUSE SERIOUSLY I WILL LISTEN TO THOSE SONGS AND THEY WILL REMIND ME OF YOU FROM THEN ON AND LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT IS A BETTER PRESENT THAN A MIX CD THAT’S RIGHT NOTHING
So I decided I’m gonna watch this next time it’s on and I was looking at the character sheets which are pretty boss
what are these?
what are you wearing?
what are they for?
These will not protect your knees
there is a hole right on the knees
these will protect everything but your knees
but why are you wearing these?
A knee orthosis (KO) or knee brace is a brace that extends above and below the knee joint and is generally worn to support or align the knee. In the case of diseases causing neurological or muscular impairment of muscles surrounding the knee, a KO can prevent flexion or extension instability of the knee. In the case of conditions affecting the ligaments or cartilage of the knee, a KO can provide stabilization to the knee by replacing the function of these injured or damaged parts. For instance, knee braces can be used to relieve pressure from the part of the knee joint affected by diseases such as arthritis or osteoarthritis by realigning the knee joint into valgus or varus. In this way a KO may help reduce osteoarthritis pain. However, a knee brace is not meant to treat an injury or disease on its own, but is used as a component of treatment along with drugs, physical therapy and possibly surgery. When used properly, a knee brace may help an individual to stay active by enhancing the position and movement of the knee or reducing pain.
i wanna be the girl who majors in english and who makes art and always looks so fucking cool and goes to shows and runs a cool real blog about her life and just fuckin owns everything but no sadly im just the girl who dropped a kit kat on the floor and then ate it anyways
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and finds to his great relief there’s no punchline.
The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.