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queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

fandom-pride:

disneymoviesandfacts:

Gothel’s dress is from the Renaissance, which is 400 years before the time period of when the film takes place in the 1780s. This was in an effort to emphasis how Gothel and Rapunzel don’t match up and how long Gothel had been living.

Woah

#I thought her dress seemed off #and does anyone ever talk about how rapunzels dress is way too small for her like she’s had it for years

salithewitch:

floral-princen:

marielikestodraw:

fashionofgagaslove:

modmad:

We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

ahh the little piggy 

THE NOISES

HE DIVES INTO THE BOWL FRICK

gruntgruntgruntgrunt

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